ZERO GIRL

my spook game is tight tonight

i hope yr all dating someone that is really nice to you all the time even when you are the hottest of messes.

totally one of those toddlers & tiaras moms that makes my daughter match me. can you believe this lil rat is 2 and a half? she just never grew :{

pinkbubblegumpop:

This is what I wore to happy hour. Har Har.

hobbies include being great at wearing leopard print and collecting small weapons. hopes to someday ride on the back of a harley.

duh best couple 2k12

im so goth my dog wears corpse paint

lookin’ mean as heck in my outfit post on PBP today!

(via pinkbubblegumpop)

i did a photoshoot for cupcake and cuddlebunny recently, and the photographer got this most excellent shot of my pit hair. hairy femmes forever. this made my day.

if i look like i’m real proud of myself it’s because I AM

i ate three of these bad boys because my body is a toxic waste dump duh

(bow via good stuff only, slime skull pin via lulinternet)

i spent minutes of actual time on this lol

hi i got this dress for free from my homegirl rachel aka sweetooth couture! i’m wearing this to see the new almodovar movie and then to see tyvek at cleveland’s best hot dog/show space!